Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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