Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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