i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I think I just shit out all my problems.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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