Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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