im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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