Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
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What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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