Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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