yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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