she woke up with a sticky ear
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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