dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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