I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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