i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
25 People Confess The Biggest Betrayal They Have Ever Faced
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
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My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I think a kid would responsible me up
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?