yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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