i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
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First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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