please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
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