I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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