I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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