See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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