There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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