new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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