did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down