So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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