How'd it feel making her break her religion?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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