i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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