Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Mom said you looked used
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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