do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You took a bar mat shot.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.