I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
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Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive