Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
not ubering you a puppy
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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