I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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