I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
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not if she tapes it on the part that she doesn't walk on smart stuff.
Good rule of thumb is if you can't run in them sober, you can't walk in them drunk
That'll work, if you can stand on one leg to take off a shoe and check the number, you're definitely sober enough for another drink!
why does the shoe matter?
Wearing high heels (like drinking) can make you lose your balance. The combination can be a disaster.\n\nSo she took a tumble and decided to rate her shoes so she can make better choices in the future.
brilliant. you're my new hero.
Smart lady, planning ahead.
This is brilliant. Thank you random lady.
I don't get it? who wants to explain
That is a brilliant idea!!!!
Pretty sure the tape will come off when you are walking you dumbass