No stitches, just platelets and will power
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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