Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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