Got a toothbrush?
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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