Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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