It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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