just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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