glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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