Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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