It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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