Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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