Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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