I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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