yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
love makes seman taste better
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
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so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
A+ Viking dick
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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