my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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