Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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