I hope mine doesn't look like that
I met the friendliest cop last night
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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