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Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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