the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.