I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
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I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.