Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
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Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean