Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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