So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
