I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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