the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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