Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
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But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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