This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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