he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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