Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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