therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I have fence marks all over my body
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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