Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?

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(630): View more from Illinois

her vagine was all disorganized.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie

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(214): View more from Texas

I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic

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(214): View more from Texas

Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.

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(757): View more from Virginia

You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world

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