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  Whats the glycemic index on semen?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  the snow is so cold on my vagina.

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  why do you have snow on your vagina?

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  vodka and heels.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.

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• (315): View more from New York

  i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.

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  Best Friends For Life.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  who knew my inner goddess was such a whore

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• (585): View more from New York

  I just need some of your time and all of your body.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet

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