He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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